Monday, February 1, 2010

Toyota announces gas pedal fix
Don't blame the pedals its the floor mats. Those damn evil floor mats have a hidden agenda they plan to smother the world and roll us all up. Dear lord the invasion has begun.

Chocolate vs Drug Lords: From Coca to Cacao in Peru 
Wonka of the jungle. Oompa-Loompas armed with AK's have been seen moving down the mountains taking no prisoners. They call them security sweeps  we know better its only a matter of time before these facist Wonkians take over Peru and turn it into Candyland of the south. How then will we fight the chocolate addicted hordes? How?

Gloves come off after Obama rips Supreme Court ruling
Welcome back to Thunderdome supreme court edition. Two men enter, no decision made.

743 pounds of marijuana found in septic tank truck, Arizona police say
Thats some shitty swag. God help the people who smoke that shit.

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