Monday, February 15, 2010

Legal adviser for Americans in Haiti facing his own charges
When your lawyer says "hey don't worry about these charges, I've got all the experience you need." You might wanna check and see if its cause he's had these charges filed against himself before. But hey who am I to judge I don't know the law.

Adopt-A-Tiger in private homes
Sounds just like this is a precursor for what happened to the women attacked by a chimp with a knife. Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy. Thats all I have to say.

Cheney dodges Palin questions
He didn't know her competence back when she ran for his own party and yet he can criticize Obama. I think its the Cheney way of saying "The bitch is whack man just like crack, right home slice."

Ex-Olympians Fleming, Flowers hurt in Biden motorcade accident
A party bus crashed and Biden rolled out with a bottle of champagne and yelled "where da hoes at". Soon all hell broke loose in Vancouver as thousands of Canadians started partying it up Jersey shore style. Some one even got Snookied in the eye.

Activist boards Japanese whaling ship
Terror on the high seas. Activist boarded and played Kum Bay Ya and sprinkled flowers over the whalers.

"Speed skating is nascar for rich white people" commented by an outside source.

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