Monkey Mind Chow

14 terror suspects blow themselves up
Talk about a premature release. The song "wheels on the bus" added a new line "The terrorists in the back go boom boom boom all the way to Allah.". Apparently having a really over excited terrorist with nervous ticks is not the best person to have on your bomb making crew.

Cameras not on during airport breach
Truth is they moved the cameras to watch a paper bag for youtube they wanted to be all deep and shit.

I spy a 'stealth Starbucks'
Starbucks has finally been able to crush those subversive coffee shop whores who hate the man by tricking them with a new facade. Their "baby gap" has finally sprouted wings and is ready to fly only to be shot down by this article when all those G8 protestors realize they've been duped.

Do starlets benefit from higher ed?
Really...Come on. I'm stumped like a fat kid trying to do an obstacle course.