Monkey Mind Chow

Haitian envoy: Quake levels most of capital
And people throughout the US wonder... Is Haiti in Cuba or Mexico?

Botox to vacations: Where bankers spend their bonuses
Hookers and strippers, hookers and strippers that's all it should be. Bonus's should spread love and joy to all the crack filled underprivileged of the world.   

Google reports China-based attack, says pullout possible 
See Google should have used a condom, wouldn't have had to worry about a pullout.

McGwire opens up about steroid admission 
The heavy brow, jacked appearance in a short amount of time didn't set off any bells. 

Blagojevich: 'Stupid' to say I'm blacker than Obama
Don King then said "My hairs bigger and blacker than yours". As reported by an outside source.

No Pants Trolley
Sweet Jesus the world just got awesome.  Dammit forgot about the no pants overweight trolley drivers and riders. no No NO NO make the cottage cheese legs stop. Make it stop.