Monkey Mind Chow

Teens fall through ice; 2 die
I think there was a movie called the "Dead Zone" where this happened.

Flight aborted over odor
Who let the Stinky Cheese Man aboard. Did he run through the plane frolicking and sprinkling cheese stink dust on the passengers to warrant a landing.

Cops: Student made weapon
Two kids enter one kid leaves. Whoever said you couldn't make something useful in shop class except an unbalanced shelf never made an awesome knife made of a pen.

Acid attacks are 'easy' in Hong Kong

Does easy mean there are street vendors hawking their acid wares, people teaching you how and when to make the best attack. What makes an acid attack so easy, what if you suck at throwing. I wonder if there are instructions on a Wiley Coyote contraption to make it easy.


Study: China faces bride shortage

The new import mail-order American brides its all the rage, since all that single child per family and their exportation of Chinese baby girls to adopting american families.