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Kraft seals Cadbury deal
There's a bunny revolt. Its now official those commercials will forever have to be done by other animals due to the bunny strike.

Store launches divorce registry
Sweet I can now surf a registry for newly single and slightly damaged. Its the not so obvious new form of online matchmaking.

David Blaine does magic to help Haiti
Plans are made to make all the escaped criminals reappear in their cells.

Wyclef Jean tearfully defends charity
Sad thing is the information came from the Smoking Gun. What happens when investigative reporting is done by a website that post awesome halloween lockup pics.

How to commit social suicide online
Facebook calls the creators Kevorkians. There are plans to hold a tribunal and put them up for execution online.

Weapons inspector stung in sex case
Oops talkin dirty online just got a little spanking. A lot must have slipped by this inspector when looking for WMD's esspecially when the girls name was "Undercoversweetthing15"

Is bathing just once a week healthy?
The Stinky Cheese Man has now won a major legal case in the Land of Happy. Sprinkle some sexy stink on the city with immunity.

Apple to debut its 'latest creation'
Frankenstein is fuming his creation came out but Apple employees chased it into a windmill and burned him alive. Frankenstein is now trying to get a groundswell of support in order enact his vengeance on their creation.