Dammit i knew there was a way to make a cult. If only I would have known that turning up the heat and throwing on some soothing indian music and a wii fit i could have become the all powerful. Who knew that during yoga they had a man walking around with loudspeaker telling people you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
Hope no one goes Tyson on the field. Talk about a game where being a blood bath takes on a whole new freaky meaning.
Really... Come on. What's a little sexy sexy with a young girl. I mean really look how old she is now.
Shit now the new hair do i have is out of style and there's been a run on weaves and extensions. So pissed off now. Must do battle with those millions of women who follow her like rabid dogs for a blonde wig.
Apparently something sweet can kill, or so the TSA thinks. Those honey bear containers are pretty fierce and scare the bejeezus out of me whenever i see them at a store so perhaps they were right to pass out in fear.
The guy blew through 16.9 million in three years, talk about one hell of a crazy ride. Apparently reenacting a Scarface/Miami Vice/Jamiacan style party down in Florida I hear can be pretty expensive.
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