Monkey Mind Chow

Candidate for governor likens government aid to feeding stray animal
Really come on now. The problem is the guy has been known for this and now South Carolina is stuck coming off the disappearing man and he's their next choice.

Software executive admits affair after mistress' billboard campaign
Pretty hard to deny something when images are plastered above the city. Not to discreet I'd say.

Charities fight for piece of $5 million prize on Facebook
They call it FaceCage, charities enter and the last one standing wins the prize. I've got 3 to 1 odds on UNICEF. Those kids can be scrappers however Red Cross might give them a scare with all those blood and needles.

Rise in teen pregnancies spurs debate
Abstinence just got knocked up. We can send condoms to Africa to curb the spread of AIDS yet we won't teach kids about rubbers. Just because you hand out a condom doesn't mean that kid is going to use it, people hand out pamphlets on the street you might take it but do you go to that store? Show kids that they have options, the American way is choice.

Former Guatemalan president charged in U.S. with money-laundering
Tropico the master game player taken to a real level. El Presidente created a paradise of money and rum for himself then hopped away with his winnings.